We put an official bid in on the cat pee house. We are truly certifiable. It reeks to the point of unbelievable and tucked beneath the pervasive and ever present ambiance of feline urine, there is the delectable note of must and mildew. The front steps were so covered in a thin layer muck they were slicker than a sheet of ice. And this all overlooked the inground/frog pond/ Holder Of Great Amounts Of Scum pool - not to mention the large and rather full dumpster. The mice are even afraid. In other words our kind of place. We offered a very low bid - we haven't sold this place yet and there is a lot of work to be done, we most likely don't even have a shot. But as they say, you don't know if you don't ask and I'm trying hard to not start envisioning myself eating dinner in the glassed in porch or sitting by the pool reading. Or walking around on the upper balcony waving and wearing my Special Tiara, Queen Of The Cat Pee Palace. Anyhoo, work continues to spiral out of control, the carefully planned out days are now just holding back the tide, but it's all good. Everyday is a learning experience and we have fun. I have a 3 day weekend coming up which I'm very much looking towards, I am plotting a trip to Milford on Saturday so I can sit on the porch of the restarant and eat while the hoi- poli hustle by
We put an official bid in on the cat pee house. We are truly certifiable. It reeks to the point of unbelievable and tucked beneath the pervasive and ever present ambiance of feline urine, there is the delectable note of must and mildew. The front steps were so covered in a thin layer muck they were slicker than a sheet of ice. And this all overlooked the inground/frog pond/ Holder Of Great Amounts Of Scum pool - not to mention the large and rather full dumpster. The mice are even afraid. In other words our kind of place. We offered a very low bid - we haven't sold this place yet and there is a lot of work to be done, we most likely don't even have a shot. But as they say, you don't know if you don't ask and I'm trying hard to not start envisioning myself eating dinner in the glassed in porch or sitting by the pool reading. Or walking around on the upper balcony waving and wearing my Special Tiara, Queen Of The Cat Pee Palace. Anyhoo, work continues to spiral out of control, the carefully planned out days are now just holding back the tide, but it's all good. Everyday is a learning experience and we have fun. I have a 3 day weekend coming up which I'm very much looking towards, I am plotting a trip to Milford on Saturday so I can sit on the porch of the restarant and eat while the hoi- poli hustle by
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